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MID SUMMER BLOKE

Like the Vikings of old, we charge into midsummer with fire, fury, and a thirst for glory. We’re blasting clays from the sky, carving up the earth in rally cars, and setting the lake ablaze with a bonfire floating proud on a pontoon. This isn’t just a weekend — it’s a rite of passage. Grab your crew, steel your nerves, and let the legends write themselves.

rALLY racing

Rally driving will roar to life as the orange Datsun tears through the long grass, back from the dead and hungry for action. We’ll perch in the trees, beers in hand, watching dust trails rise as the track carves itself into the earth. Try your luck behind the wheel or grip the throttle on the dirt bike — the track’s open, and the only rule is send it.

clay blasting

Clay shooting will be fast, fun, and flying — no slow-paced target sessions here, just shoulder kicking blasts and big cheers. We’ll keep it safe and sharp with eyes on the sky and clear calls on every turn. It’s all about the rush, the laughs, and the satisfaction of shattering something mid-air before it hits the ground.

Sauna & IceBath

Sauna time is nearly perfected — tarps stretched over pipe frames, nestled in the pine forest, with the hottest rocks we’ve ever stacked. The steam hits hard, the silence runs deep, and then someone’s sprinting for the ice bath, colder than you’re ready for. We’re keen to see how you handle the hot hot heat and the freezing plunge that follows.

Camp in Comfort

We’ve made sure camping is comfortable with a hot shower, electricity, rainwater, and a toilet right in the shed. While there’s 4G service if you need it, we still recommend bringing a battery bank — though you probably won’t be glued to your phone for long. There’s plenty of space for everything from a swag to a camper trailer, so you can set up exactly how you like and relax in style.

Delicious Food

Fuel up and keep your energy high with all-you-can-eat main meals from Friday lunch through Sunday breakfast. Expect classic, no-fuss dinners like pulled pork and spag-bol, hearty breakfasts with bacon, eggs, and cereal, and BBQs to power your afternoons. Got dietary needs? Let us know — we’ll do our best to accommodate, but if not, come ready to eat and roll with it.

the best blokes

Escape the rat race and kick back with the wildest crew this side of the Great Dividing Range. Over the weekend, expect adrenaline, challenges, and moments that’ll have you grinning ear to ear. It’s all about high energy, good company, and memories that’ll stick with you long after the last light fades.